"If World War Two was a piece of silverware, would it be a spoon or a fork?"
"Really? You get one question and THAT'S your question? Okay, umm, I guess it would be a spoon because-- well, no, wait, forks could do that too. So it would be a fork because forks can... hey, can I just say spork?"
"It's a free country. You can say spork."
"Yeah, I'm goin' with spork here. The patroitism is the 'sp' part and the whole war thing would be... what do you call them? The pointy things. Prongs. Yeah, the prongs are the 'ork.'"
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I'm going to miss this class. That's all.








